Yo Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant and they give her the menu, she says 'That'll do'.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Your Momma is so dumb, she came running into the hospital screaming she got hit by a parked car.
Your Mama is so fat, in order to get her in the other room you have to grease down the doorway and put a "Twinky" on the other side.
Your Mama is so poor that when I flicked a cigar on the floor she yelled, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord we got some heat!"
Your Mama is so poor that when I picked up a nickel, she yelled "Hey, get your hands off of the life savings!"
Yo' Mama is so dumb, I said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, Yo Father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Your Mother's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama is so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she went to the GAP to get her teeth fixed.
Yo Mamma is so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo Mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she went to a Clipper's game to get a haircut.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she though Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your Mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing "We are Family."
Your Mamma is so fat that her biggest fear isn't muggers, it's poachers.
Yo Momma is so fat, when God said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she brought her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo Momma is so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Momma is so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, for her emergency contact on her job application, she put 911.
Yo Mamma is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo Mamma is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she says, "Ding."
Yo Mamma is so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo Mamma is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "moving."
Yo Mamma is so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if you gave her two guesses.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her right guard call for backup.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo Mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours--for a quote.
Yo Mamma is so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so skinny, you could blindfold her with dental floss.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she visited a haunted house and they gave her a job application.