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Here at JF's World, I have a really strange knack for supporting outdated technologies.

It's true! I have a specific font file just for older versions of Internet Explorer and everything! Frankly, though, I only do it for one reason: I actually have a device that uses the obsolete technologies when I run out to support it. Now that I own a real Dreamcast, I find myself wanting to support it with some eccentric, non-standard HTML that only works for 0.0001% of viewers! If you find yourself in that 0.0001%, congratulations! You'll get:

 

SCROLLING VMU TEXT!

Obviously, this will only work if you have a VMU plugged into your controller.

If you ever catch yourself looking down, you'll notice a message scrolling like this:

This is a simulation of the scrolling VMU text. Notice that I had the nerve to use a non-standard HTML feature for this; indeed, this entire page breaks because of it if you're viewing it on a screen that is too big.



And that's all. I still have to buy a line voltage inducer for my Dreamcast before I can test any of this, so...