POOR TRANSLATIONS

Results with a glitched outcome (blank entries at the very end resulting in artificial equilibrium) are marked in bold.

All results are courtesy of translationparty.com, which can be very rude sometimes; it automatically stops as soon as it detects what it describes as an "internet joke."

No. 1: About Free McBoot... from an eBay listing on a memory card with Free McBoot installed

No. 2: Family abuse?! from the Papers, Please Wiki article about bills

No. 3: Something something Hitler's brain from "Midnight Star" by Weird Al Yankovic

No. 4: Title from the Papers, Please Wiki article about EZIC

No. 5: About Mighty No. 9... from a Reddit post explaining where the phrase "Cry like an anime fan on prom night" comes from

No. 6: Well? What's your choice? from problemkaputt.de, the web home of NO$GBA

No. 7: About JonTron... from a Reddit post during Jon Jafari's 2017 PR disaster, where he voiced anti-immigration views and pissed off a lot of people